Godzilla as Metaphor

He always was. The radiation, the unrestrainable destruction. For a country coming out of World War 2, the only country…

Godzilla Is STILL King

There really are no set-in-stone requirements for writing for the Internet. Not even among supposed-to-be “legitimate” news sources. I don’t…

Movie Review: GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS

I don’t review ballroom dancing. Do you know why? There are two reasons. For one thing, I don’t have any…

Movie Review: BRIGHTBURN

This one is likely going to get overlooked at the box office, and that’s a shame because it’s quite good….

Chris Rock does SAW?!

Yes, *that* Chris Rock. Okay, to catch everybody, and myself, up, the first SAW was a masterpiece, so fresh and…

A Profession of Love to George Michael Myers

Perhaps you are like me, and have little time for parody videos and the sort. They are literally everywhere on…

Groovy

It was only a joke. I think we all got that. Only the thickest of the thickheads would have suspected…

Back to Black Water

When BLACK WATER came out in 2007, I remember stating that it was the movie that OPEN WATER should have…

Godzilla Swag Has Arrived!

It is rare that I venture into any outlet of that grand old department store behemoth, gobbler-up of downtown America…

Is Hellboy a Virgin?

To answer that question we must clarify which Hellboy we are talking about. David Harbour’s Hellboy apparently is a virgin,…

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