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Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through
my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Since I am now in my
fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red
wine on my new white blouse. My
inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of blood on my white
blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle
of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all
of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told
me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and
said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my
husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder
suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go - I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
I thought it was kinda funny. :biggrin:
SweetNightmares
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Letter To Tide
Just Got This From A Friend lol
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Posted 30 May 2005 - 03:30 AM
Clearwitch, on May 30 2005, 06:37 AM, said:
Someone should actually send that to the company...it'd be like the Furby prank call.
Furby prank call? I must know about this. :biggrin:
SweetNightmares
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