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    Letter To Tide Just Got This From A Friend lol Rate Topic: -----

    #1 User is offline   SweetNightmares 

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    Posted 29 May 2005 - 09:18 PM

    Dear Tide:

    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through
    my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Since I am now in my
    fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red
    wine on my new white blouse. My
    inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was.

    One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of blood on my white
    blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
    wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle
    of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all
    of the stains came out!

    In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told
    me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and
    said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my
    husband.

    What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder
    suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

    Well, gotta go - I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.


    I thought it was kinda funny. :biggrin:

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    #2 User is offline   NightVision 

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    Posted 29 May 2005 - 10:21 PM

    That's brilliant. lol. I like gentle humour
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    #3 User is offline   Clearwitch 

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    Posted 30 May 2005 - 01:37 AM

    Someone should actually send that to the company...it'd be like the Furby prank call.
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    #4 User is offline   Nim 

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    Posted 30 May 2005 - 02:25 AM

    hehehehehehehe... up here we would send or letter of thanks to the people who make crab pots.
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    #5 User is offline   SweetNightmares 

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    Posted 30 May 2005 - 03:30 AM

    Clearwitch, on May 30 2005, 06:37 AM, said:

    Someone should actually send that to the company...it'd be like the Furby prank call.
    <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


    Furby prank call? I must know about this. :biggrin:

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    #6 User is offline   ShadowInDarkness 

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    Posted 30 May 2005 - 03:58 AM

    *wonders if I can get away with that* and I'm with Clear...I have to know about the Furby prank call as well...haven't heard that one.
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    #7 User is offline   SweetNightmares 

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    Posted 30 May 2005 - 06:30 AM

    Where's Clear? She needs to enlighten us. :banana00:

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    Posted 30 May 2005 - 06:44 AM

    There we go! http://www.prestigio...s.net/furby.htm
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    #9 User is offline   Clearwitch 

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    Posted 30 May 2005 - 09:15 AM

    Yesh! That's the one. :)
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    #10 User is offline   SweetNightmares 

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    Posted 02 June 2005 - 02:21 AM

    lol. OMG that was funny! :laugh:

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