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#1 Darkness

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 04:49 AM

Is there a way to get a list of questions they ask during auditing?  I'm just curious what kind of questions they ask, but don't want to go be audited just to find out.



#2 Rhuen

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:39 AM

I know ex-members have come forward about their "secret beliefs" which is how we know about all the feton alien stuff.

someone might have shared those, not sure.



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Posted 03 February 2013 - 01:52 PM

according to a google search:

 

http://ohmars.wordpr...ting-questions/

 

Also, remember they do this after some form of "past life hypnosis" thing, so descent people will actually answer them.



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Posted 03 February 2013 - 02:03 PM

Great!  Thanks for finding that.

 

 

Hello there, may I ask you some questions? You know, just so Scientologists can map your “bad shit.”

• Have you ever debased a nation’s currency?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

• Have you ever torn out someone’s tongue?

 

More actual Scientology Auditing Questions after the jump:

• Have you ever been a professional critic?

• Have you ever wiped out a family?

• Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?

• Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?

• Have you ever made love to a dead body?

• Have you ever engaged in piracy?

• Have you ever been a pimp?

• Have you ever eaten a human body?

• Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?

• Have you ever exterminated a species?

• Have you ever been a professional executioner?

• Have you given robots a bad name?

• Have you ever set a booby trap?

• Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?

• Have you driven anyone insane?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

• Is anybody looking for you?

• Have you ever set a poor example?

• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

• Are you in hiding?

• Have you systematically set up mysteries?

• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?

• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?

• Have you ever gone crazy?

• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?

• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?

• Have you ever smothered a baby?

• Do you deserve to have any friends?

• Have you ever castrated anyone?

• Do you deserve to be enslaved?

• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

• Have you ever zapped anyone?

• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?



#5 TheUnknowable

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 02:29 PM

yes to all.  And not in a past life. Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

Ok, not really.

1) only if you count writing messages on ones.

piracy question: does illegally downloading songs count?

most of the others: only on video games.

 

Also, just for reference:

 

1) Have you ever debased a nation’s currency?

2) Have you ever killed the wrong person?

3) Have you ever torn out someone’s tongue?

4) Have you ever been a professional critic?

5) Have you ever wiped out a family?

6) Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?

7) Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

8) Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?

9) Have you ever made love to a dead body?

10) Have you ever engaged in piracy?

11) Have you ever been a pimp?

12) Have you ever eaten a human body?

13) Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?

14) Have you ever exterminated a species?

15) Have you ever been a professional executioner?

16) Have you given robots a bad name?

17) Have you ever set a booby trap?

18) Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?

19) Have you driven anyone insane?

20) Have you ever killed the wrong person?

21) Is anybody looking for you?

22) Have you ever set a poor example?

23) Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

24) Are you in hiding?

25) Have you systematically set up mysteries?

26) Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?

27) Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?

28) Have you ever gone crazy?

29) Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?

30) Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?

31) Have you ever smothered a baby?

32) Do you deserve to have any friends?

33) Have you ever castrated anyone?

34) Do you deserve to be enslaved?

35) Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

36) Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

37) Have you ever zapped anyone?

38) Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?


Edited by TheUnknowable, 03 February 2013 - 02:34 PM.


#6 Rhuen

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 03:15 PM

going by dreams that have claimed to be past lives (yes the dreams themselves implied past life memories or journeying through/sifting through past life memories)

 

Hello there, may I ask you some questions? You know, just so Scientologists can map your “bad shit.”

• Have you ever debased a nation’s currency?

 

-yes, as in marked on it.-

 

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

 

-does hunting down the reincarnations of a person who killed my daughter/burned her as a witch while i was away in one life count? This was a horrible dream, in it I was quick to slaughter this priest like a hog, but so quick I was left unsatisified. I traveled through time and hunted down each of his reincarnations killing them again and again in rage; I saw them as him not as who they were in that life, and had to be stopped by a goddess who pointed out i was about to throw a baby through a window. I actually wept and called myself a monster in the dream for losing control like that and perspective-

 

• Have you ever torn out someone’s tongue?

 

-yes-

 

More actual Scientology Auditing Questions after the jump:

• Have you ever been a professional critic?

 

-does a Judge of Hell count?-

 

• Have you ever wiped out a family?

 

-entire civilizations, so assuming yes, Also invented the Genocide weapon which can target all of a specific bloodline so...yeah-

 

• Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?

 

-yes-

 

• Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

 

-define "unnatural", but yes. Robots, tentacles, and more oh my-

 

• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?

 

-sure-

 

• Have you ever made love to a dead body?

 

-reanimated zombie chicks count?-

 

• Have you ever engaged in piracy?

 

-yes-

 

• Have you ever been a pimp?

 

-no, that would mean allowing others to have sex with my harem-

 

• Have you ever eaten a human body?

 

-yes, tastes salty, is very gross, like bad ham-

 

• Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?

 

-I am told ice and snow are beautiful, or does mutating beautiful women into monsters to have rougher sex with them count-

 

• Have you ever exterminated a species?

 

-yes, many times, its like a hobby to see what weird paths evolution can take-

 

• Have you ever been a professional executioner?

 

-no, assassin yes, executioner no-

 

• Have you given robots a bad name?

 

-did alot of the above AS a robot, sometimes-

 

• Have you ever set a booby trap?

 

-yes-

 

• Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?

 

-if by failed watched them die with a twisted smile on my face, yes-

 

• Have you driven anyone insane?

 

-yes, sometimes they just had to look at me to cause it-

 

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

 

-yes, see above-

 

• Is anybody looking for you?

 

-several interdimensional police agencies list me as a high class criminal/inter universal threat-

 

• Have you ever set a poor example?

 

-of what?-

 

• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

 

-define evil, selfish maybe, not outright malevolent though-

 

• Are you in hiding?

 

-yes, and no, yes in that they would be bothersome to my experiments and playtime if they found me and no as they are of no real longterm threat; except some would force me to awaken higher forms of myself than I would like to overpower-

 

• Have you systematically set up mysteries?

 

-sure, I've made tons of mazes and mystery games-

 

• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?

 

-practice? no, done if for shits and giggles, tes-

 

• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?

 

-yes-

 

• Have you ever gone crazy?

 

-given the social norms of this society and the above answers in relation to such, yes-

 

• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?

 

-no-

 

• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?

 

-yes, see above leader question; also on one occassion killed one or his whole army for moving against my interests. I don't care if they did summon me and the idea was I would follow their wishes, piss me off and the genie game is cancelled-

 

• Have you ever smothered a baby?

 

-no, but given some of the actions my past selves have done, vaporized, crushed in ruins, floods, ect...are all very likely, smothered by falling ash and dirt is also possible. Its a dark thing, but never directly targeted an infant, knowingly. Just past forms tend to rationalize it all away like they had no future, send them off to the next life, or simply gave it no more thought than a human wiping out an entire ant colony, larva and all. As a human in this life its hard to fathom this thought process, and better left to not think about it while the brain is still a gooey mass-

 

• Do you deserve to have any friends?

 

-yes-

 

• Have you ever castrated anyone?

 

-yes-

 

• Do you deserve to be enslaved?

 

-no-

 

• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

 

-yes-

 

• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

 

-yes, and succeeded-

 

• Have you ever zapped anyone?

 

-yes, wanna ask if I ever melted someone?-

 

• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?

 

-a mutative retrovirus that turned humans into monstrous demon like creatures, and yes, it was kind of the point to see if a mutation could be spread like this as a feasable means to alter human evolution-



#7 TheUnknowable

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 04:22 PM

you have some seriously messed up dreams.



#8 Rhuen

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 05:13 PM

you have some seriously messed up dreams.

 

[be glad I do, or my stories wouldn't be half as interesting *its where all that stuff comes from for the most part.

 

they say "past life hypnosis" which studies show actually tends to recover (dream memories) so most of the time people under that hypnosis are actually recovering memories from past dreams.



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Posted 03 February 2013 - 05:17 PM

Hooray for exploring the hidden corners of your subconscious.



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Posted 03 February 2013 - 09:44 PM

What the heck?



#11 Beorht

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 09:54 PM

A good way to gather information against someone for future blackmail, perhaps?



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Posted 03 February 2013 - 09:54 PM

I misread one of the questions, I read, "Have you ever experiment on a species" its says "have you ever exterminated a species"

 

still yes, just a different reason. (I ate them all, damn tasty lifeforms. Sucks when your a good food goes extinct).


Edited by Rhuen, 03 February 2013 - 09:55 PM.


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Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:22 AM

Whyweprotest.net has a huge cache of scientology literature and information as well as a number of ex members. It's the public face of the anonymous vs scientology group.

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 09:35 AM

A good way to gather information against someone for future blackmail, perhaps?

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There are many ex members who were blackmailed with recordings of their "auditing sessions". 



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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:27 AM

Which given the nature of some of the questions wouldn't hold any more weight in a court of law than accusing me of killing that vampire lord last night by ripping his very mechanical head in half by the jaw in order to steal a key hidden inside his head to open a door to exit that mansion in hell so I could fly away, and save some lady and handful of kids, while I flew away over to heaven. Which I ditched out of because heaven apparently has a ration rule about only taking seven items from the grocery "store" after they let us (all as girls) have a nympho cake eating party which was mostly licking frosting and intertwining our legs while we wear adhesive bikinis.

 

seriously, I guess though food is a luxury as you don't/can't get hungry in heaven; and gluttony is a sin, but still only seven items from the grocery store for a week is still steep.

 

what was I getting at? Oh yes, outright murdered a demon lord, and fried a bunch of vamp kid zombies with a fireball that served him because they got between me and him; they also were about to attack, i think 12 or so of them; so 12 counts of second degree murder and one count of first degree murder of vampire, partially mechanical, demons.

 

and no court would try me Scientologists! muhaahaahaahaa!



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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:50 AM

I think legally the undead don't have any protection under the law.  especially if they have death certificates.  Double Jeopardy and all that.

 

The case I've heard of was a woman who's husband was running for state office have a confessed affair used to make her pay tens of thousands (and sign a non-disclosure agreement) to get out.



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Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:06 AM

Well Double Jeopardy is you can't be sentenced for the same crime twice after sentence has been carried out. For death this (which came up during resucitation experiments) means if they were sentenced to death, and then revived they would be free to go as their sentence was carried out. (and thus use of prisoners was blocked by warden's using loop holes like to access to the body for six hours or something, which is far too late to revive them)

 

Now if somebody died, and became undead, then committed a crime they could still be held (theoretically) accountable for their crimes. However the real issue is what is the legal status of undead?

 

As in would undead still count as citizens? Sure the tax and debt collectors would love to think so if this was an issue. Are you after legally dead allowed to still vote if you come back as a reanimated corpse?

 

-I am going to make a thread about this-



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Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:39 PM

Rumours - particularly of some kind of sexual deviancy  - can ruin a person's reputation and public image.



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Posted 06 February 2013 - 09:43 PM

In the depths of our psyches we are all sexual deviants and violent beasts.

 

It is the irrational fear of men who use hypnosis to gather information and the fact that for those in power one's enemies will grab onto even the most inept things to use against them.



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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:41 PM

Society, by and large, is not that deep. And the composition of one's psyche is one thing, a person's (alleged) actions is another.