As I have been spending too much time on cracked.com I came across a fun article.
things not in the bible that people think are in there
Mostly thanks to artists and poets and many generations of people who don't know the difference.
*I wander if anyone thinks there was a talking panther with big tits thanks to the movie El Arka
Anywho, it got me thinking. Because it reminded me of when I told my mother about the army of the dead in the bible and she had never read it.
She like many has "tried" to read the whole damned thing. But no matter how "good" a christian you are, chances are you only read a handful of pages, (and for many those red highlighted passages that some bibles have like some fucker said, this is good but only this less than one percent is really important)
Mostly because despite what you may believe that is was seriously boring book. I know I actually read the whole damned thing, and I still missed shit because I couldn't help but start to skim with all the begots of the old testaments and the amens of the new making it really annoying to read (like telegrams that would have the word "stop" in place of a period).