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smaffa

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:expressionless: "If a body write a body and a body don't reply, does a body write a body to ask the reason why?"

That was on a very old postcard I found in an album once.
Personally, I think the first body is an idiot for expecting a response from the preiously unreponsive second body. Just saying.

Note that in a game of "Guess That Sound," the answer is never 'igloo'.




Feel free to express any wierd passing thought...

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Violette

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"I wonder what is crawling around in my dog's ears?" They stink.

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Hellarchy

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Ice is cold.

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Ive been wondering what would happen if I dropped a glowing hot piece of steel on my propane tank running my forge. Would it explode of would it simlly bounce off and burn the shit outta my foot...

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Hellarchy

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This bit of hair is bothering me and my comb will not fix it. I need to go play a FPS to take out my rage.

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Luke...I am your father.

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Bard of Thorns

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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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Umbrellas are just portable roofs.
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Bard of Thorns

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Mmm, Nyarlathotep gives GREAT head!

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3 or 4 of my female relatives are knocked up... what the hell is in the water?

And why do they think making me hold their little puke machines will make me want one of my own? (no offense to parents.)
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yog sothoth, cthulhu fhtahgen iaa iaa... im suddenly hungry...

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Spot o' tea?

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Felenari

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Grilled or crispy. Why are there so many choices!

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Because squirrels are tasty, that's why.

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They'll take all the marmosets and there'll be nothing left for us to eat!

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@smaffa lol truedat...

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Oh, the horror!!!

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I go to a club where u get in for free if you bring a dead squirrel in a ziploc bag.

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Ooh! Seconds, please!

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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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