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    #1 User is offline   Innanna 

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    Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:54 PM

    The TV is on and a man is telling a story of being attacked by a shark. He was chest deep in the ocean with bait for fishing tied around his waist.

    What does Mr. Genius say? He says that the shark attacked because "of the conditions" of the water that day, there were fish swimming around in the water.

    Really? There were fish in the water??How rare! You don't think the fact that you had dead fish tied around your waist had anything to do with the attack? I suppose he'll eventually go back in the ocean with bait tied around his waist, get attacked again and think it is because there were fish swimming around.
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    #2 User is offline   Sazza 

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    Posted 03 August 2009 - 08:35 PM

    LOL, what a fucking tard.
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    #3 User is offline   Innanna 

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    Posted 03 August 2009 - 08:39 PM

    I hope the next shark bites him in a certain place and takes him out of the gene pool.
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    #4 User is offline   Sazza 

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    Posted 03 August 2009 - 08:41 PM

    Lol, I think that might put some sense into him.
    I also hope it eats him and shits him out. He -might- learn a lesson then.
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    #5 User is offline   Poison Ivy 

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    Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:00 PM

    Times like these; statements like these from ppl really make me wonder about the stupidity running rampant in the gene pool today.
    Definately not the type of ppl you want to represent humanity at its best.
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    #6 User is offline   Vore 

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    Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:13 PM

    None of you will be laughing when a Shark tries to eat you in the bath or on the toilet.
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    #7 User is offline   Mr. Amazing 

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    Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:14 PM

    Yes we will! We will have set SHARK TRAPS in the toilet AND in the bath.
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    #8 User is offline   misan 

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    Posted 04 August 2009 - 05:44 PM

    What a dumb ass. *shakes head in dismay*
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    #9 User is offline   Couer de l'Ange 

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    Posted 05 August 2009 - 06:33 AM

    It's a shame being a man in general when the genitalia look like some deformed fish anyway!
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