[Moonlight]

The pool can be a dangerous place: Kids can get sunburned or slip on the wet deck. But can the pool get you pregnant?

Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.

Surely this lawsuit will be thrown out of court on inconceivable (pun intended) grounds. First off, wouldn't the chlorine kill any random sperm? But even further, did Ms. Kwiatkowska follow every moment of her vacationing daughter to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she spent absolutely no time with anyone of the opposite sex during their Egyptian holiday?

The only reassuring thing about this story, perhaps, is that frivolous lawsuits are not exclusively an American thing.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA what an idiot.

[Innanna]

What a dumbass. I got pregnant from sitting on the toilet seat! Yeah, that's what happened. I'm really still a virgin.

[V Whorhees]

I bet the father did it.

[Sazza]

I got pregnant by standing around and I never touched ANYTHING or anyone... And I'm a virgin. It's like The Virgin Mary, she claimed to be a virgin when we all really know she had an affair with God... Yeah.

[Archangel]

I bet the girl fucked the pool boy :laugh:

[Sazza]

How much are you betting? I bet $20 if was a one of those guys that serves drinks at the bar.

[godess of hate]

Hah, wow I sorta feel sorry for the mother, I bet her kid gets away with all kinds of shit.

[Sazza]

Eh... Come to Britain, this shit happens all the time Hate.

[godess of hate]

Well my mom was like that for a while, but she grew a brain. lol

[V Whorhees]

godess of hate, on Jul 10 2009, 10:48 PM, said:

Well my mom was like that for a while, but she grew a brain. lol

Hey, you're beautiful. Let's go swimming sometime :)

[havik]

i bet V leaves parts of himself in all sorts o pools :laugh:

[godess of hate]

Ilovevampwhores, on Jul 10 2009, 09:53 PM, said:

Hey, you're beautiful. Let's go swimming sometime :)

sounds like a party :laugh:

[Baron Ilmarinen Draugr]

Polish people. Nutjobs, all of them. Methinks someone's Eastern Bloc traditional sensibilities have been offended.

Draugr

[Archangel]

Sazza, on Jul 10 2009, 07:08 PM, said:

How much are you betting? I bet $20 if was a one of those guys that serves drinks at the bar.

Maybe she did all of them? :naughty:

[Sazza]

I'll bet $30 on that one... So who's the daddy?
The pool boy, waiters, bar staff, managers, bell boys, the guys who clean your rooms, party goers.......

[Clearwitch]

I read this earlier, and loved the hotel manager's response. "This is just silly. What we have here is causes the mother refuses to accept."

That said, I'm getting a chastity belt for my daughter.

[Vore]

Chastity belts have been known to contain semen Clear.

[Clearwitch]

Vore, on Jul 11 2009, 11:57 PM, said:

Chastity belts have been known to contain semen Clear.

Well, at least the baby won't get out?

Out of sight, out of mind...

[Absynthia]

Clear. You could also convince her that a p-stick would be a good idea? Then there would at least be some years where, even if she does get some action, it wont get -those- consequences. And she won't forget to take the pill. :P

[Clearwitch]

Absynthia, on Jul 12 2009, 12:13 AM, said:

Clear. You could also convince her that a p-stick would be a good idea? Then there would at least be some years where, even if she does get some action, it wont get -those- consequences. And she won't forget to take the pill. :P

Maybe that'll be a good idea to me too. I'll have to look into the sideeffects. The p-shot is completely out of the question though, and I don't really want her on the pill either, after a friend of mine died from them.