Taiwo
Feb 26 2003, 08:54 PM
A number of people have mentioned to me that they believe vampires to be from another planet.
A fascinating theory. and hell why not it makes about as much sense as the rest of the mythology. I just wanna know exactly which planet they may have come from, how they got here and whether or not making them aliens places them into the invading other monsters that gothic literature portrayed them as in the 1700's?
Creature Feature
Feb 27 2003, 04:29 AM
They are from planet Ork, and their leader is named Orson (though I like to refer to him as "cosmic breath").
Heh... little late 70's television humor there for ya. Nanu Nanu.
Meatros
Feb 27 2003, 08:15 AM
Actually there was a Traci Lords (non-porn) movie where vampires came from space. I can't remember the title though...
Taiwo
Feb 27 2003, 08:44 PM
It sounds hilarious I know but people have genuinely said this.
I had heard they were making a film where Jack Black plays Mork’s son. Might work, as long as Mr Williams is on board
Setsetuya
Feb 27 2003, 08:57 PM
If vampires are undead, then if they came from space, wouldn't there like, be live beings over there too? I think they just about roughly explained the anatomy of a vampire in Bram Stoker's Dracula (Van Helsing is so keen) so I dunno..
Taiwo
Feb 27 2003, 10:06 PM
The only reference I can think of is an episode of Buck Rogers (Bid-ee-Beep) An alien that looked suspiciously like Count Orlok.
Khrymzynn
Mar 24 2003, 02:41 AM
Hmm.. Super-virus from space that turns people into vampires. (Andromeda Strain meets I Am Legend)
Or maybe body-posessing parasites that drink blood.(Puppet Masters meets The Necroscope Trilogy)
Or metamorphic creatures that crashlanded here centuries ago and changed themselves to match us. (Lifeforce)
Superior immortal beings that crashlanded here millions of years ago and guided our evolution to match them. (The Last Vampire)
Or, ancient humans that discovered space travel and took the secrets of immortality with them. (maybe from Atlantis??)
That's just off the top of my head.
§arah
Mar 24 2003, 03:28 AM
hahahahahaha
Dark_Allure
Mar 24 2003, 12:15 PM
Space Vampires are possible, but nobody has hit upon the wilder theories of what they could be. Shame. As for ones on Earth...only in the fictional world.
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