WASHINGTON - A terrifying FBI interoffice memo reveals that the U.S. Government not only believes in vampires, but considers them a major threat to our country!

The memo was leaked by an FBI staff member who came into its possession during the course of his work. The source asked that his name not be revealed. The note is written in brief, broken sentences but its meaning is chillingly clear : "Here is info you requested. 60,000 vampires currently active on America's streets. Mostly large urban areas. At least 9,000 American lives claimed so far this year. Number of deaths likely to climb as creatures are becoming bolder. We recommend begin National 'War on Vampires' immediately." FBI officials will neither confirm nor deny the information contained in the memo, but vampire expert Charles Gulton says he believes it's high time the government starts taking actions against what he and his colleagues have said for years is the most serious problem facing America.

Gulton heads up Vampire Hunters, a 294-members group of physicians, researchers and detectives who specialize in tracking vampire activity in the United States. "The greatest weapons these bloodsuckers have are secrecy and misinformation," says Gulton. "Most people believe vampires are just phony Hollywood-created monsters. But nothign could be further from the truth. They represent a clear and present danger to us all! Vampires have existed in the written histories of every country in the world since the dawn of civilization. They crave human blood and are highly intelligent. Our police sources in Los Angeles, Chicago and New York tell us the vampire prowl those cities by the thousands. So far, most victims have been homeless vagrants.

Since no one cares about them anyway, police are reluctant to face ridicule by officially reporting the deaths as vampire-related. But the victim profile is changing. Since nothing has been done to stop them, the vampires are becoming brazen, less disciminate. Last month, a prominent New York socialite was attacked and killed as she walked from her private limousine to her home less than 20 yards away. Pathologists found fang punctures in her neck and every drop of blood drained from her body.

It's my profound hope that the FBI takes this memo seriously and begins taking action soon on this national crisis."

The bastards finally caught on. Lol

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~smiles~ Humm ... seems someone forgot to forward me that particular memo ... wonder how that happened. I can tell you with the greatest certainty ... that memo is a hoax.

There is a chance that it is , however i thought it would be a good idea to post it anyway just to make sure...

We can get someone to check if there was a lawer that was killed out from of her house in the New York area , that has been killed in the past 6 months , Female ....

The age of garlic and mustard seed is over... hopefully

So there's really a group that tracks the threat of vampires? I'm amused. Do they take a census

Question 5a) which blood type do you prefer?


ridiculous. Why can't this world be like the message boards. As long as you don't pee in the damn sand box we're cool.

Grrr sorry I don't understand why everyone can't exist peacefully... it aggravates me.

~smiles at Dead Soul~ sweetie... lawyers drop like flies in these parts ... but I will look into it if you really want me to.

How can you be so sure ?
Are you with the FBI.?
Or maby your a hoax ?

~laughing~ Hoax ... well ... you are certainly welcome to your opinion.

And no ... I am NOT with the FBI ... ~grins~ but I do have friends in the most interesting and unlikely places.

Oh flea`s, I have them too.

~laughs and tosses Loki a container of flea powder~

That was entirely to much personal information for me my dear.

That was a joke about your misterios contacts, my dear.

But thank you non the less for the gift, I`m sure it shall come in need.

<_< It's false...

It`s true.

<_< Tell me your kidding, I thought you were one of the smarter ones on this site Skerpioen.

No, :o you should have said false, then I whould go true, then you false, then me true. and so on and so on, till infinity.

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Skerpioen, you shouldn't do shit like that to me that soon after I wake up.

Ha ha, I`m so sorry, (and so eeevilll), next time I`ll wait awhile.
OK ?

I have friends in the new york area citty morgues. I'll have them look into it. Okay? :ph34r:

it's false

~sighs~ I can assure you that in NOT a government memo.

Ever read an FBI memo... ~laughing~ they read nothing like that. Of that I can assure you beyond question.

sounds like somebodys trying to act like the talamasca lol but seriousely?probaly a hoax as olivia said.

It`s true.

Even if it was true...WHO would really beleive it...There are vampyres every where in the Americans system...It would be like euthanasia...To the U.S. economy...

They wont really do it...

*anyway worry bout the awakening in 2006...*

It`s false.

:huh: god your bored

it's true

It`s false.

well at least you're amused....

me I'm gonna throw odd ball remarks at Damious until I think he cracks a smile
:P

It is a Hoax. I can confirm it was written by the Dargness Herald Newspaper on 22nd December 2000.

Please note the random spelling mistakes:


and also, would they really say this:


It was a joke, and a rather sick one, based on the whole "War on Terrorism" thing that was going on in America at the time.

I myself work in the British Public Sector, and we had a good laugh at this one at America's expense.

That doesn't count Damious my dear. :P

it's true.... how long do u think this will go on??????

I guess it has stopped now.