Brain freeze. Poetry not coming, so I wrote an homage to Pearson's Nut Rolls:
Oh nut roll, oh nut roll,
I love thee so.
So salty - and sugary!
You make me glow!
I like to get naked,
And rub you all over -
You're just so damn tasty!
And something that rhymes with over!
Mr. Pearson, dear sir,
I'd love to meet you
Just like Willy Wonka,
Except I don't want to turn into a blue(berry).
As the gods drank ambrosia,
I eat the salty stick
Of nuts, caramel - and white stuff!
And I've never once been sick.
Oh nut roll, oh nut roll,
You are my raison d'etre
I breathe but for you
And I can't rhyme in French, either.
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*Sigh.* That's bleak. I need a muse or something.