Bukaro
Mar 16 2004, 10:27 PM
it is true we Inhumans do not believe in the abuse of magic or KI (using outside forces such as magic only weakens our cause), but we do understand that others may not share our will and so here is a spell that was sent to me by DarkMantra.
DarkMantra's warning for all magic users: "you can only see the eyes of the Demon till It comes calling"
(her translation): when using magic for evil, expect to suffer evil!
BY WILL AND BLOOD OF A NEVER ENDING DAWN
I CALL MIGHT OF LIGHTS FROM THY HEAVENS & FIRE OF THY HELL
I CURSE YOUR SOUL WITH SATANU'S BIT & LOOSE THE POWER THY EYFTH SIGHT
do you have any spells to share with us?
AzraelFilth
Mar 16 2004, 10:37 PM
interesting my Inhuman friend.....alas i have no ways of helping to share. rather use the power of this mighty smilie :ph34r: to become a ninja and slay thy enemies!
Bukaro
Mar 16 2004, 10:49 PM
QUOTE (AzraelFilth @ Mar 17 2004, 03:37 AM)
interesting my Inhuman friend.....alas i have no ways of helping to share. rather use the power of this mighty smilie :ph34r: to become a ninja and slay thy enemies!
why not fallow the ways of the
Samuraihow did you loose your honor?
IWillFearNoEvil
Mar 16 2004, 10:50 PM
yeah I have an especially specifically crafted spell... I effect it to be most effective. Prepare a kettle with a few herbs that you think would go well with this spell, and pour it onto a grey plate as you say the lines.
Not intimidated by your five thousand posts
I shall make a mockery of you, and at the most
will cause you to run away from the forum
run away or realize the truth, you are human
'inhuman' my ass, you are cursed the same fate as us
now better apologive before creature_feature starts to cuss
AzraelFilth
Mar 16 2004, 10:53 PM
QUOTE (Bukaro @ Mar 16 2004, 09:49 PM)
how did you loose your honor?
alas the fine wine and even finer women always make a fool of me so i lost my honor deceptively. and Iwillfearnoevil, we are what we are, CF is gone from here, just because you do not understand doesn't mean you should make a mockery.
Aaron
Mar 16 2004, 11:24 PM
Bucky... really... come on already... spells are like God…. They only truly exist in the minds of the disillusioned multitudes that are gullible enough to believe in them. Magic is nothing more than coincidence taken to heart.
Bukaro
Mar 17 2004, 09:59 PM
QUOTE (AzraelFilth @ Mar 17 2004, 03:53 AM)
CF is gone from here, just because you do not understand doesn't mean you should make a mockery.
what are you trying to tell me AzraelFilth?
<--- doesn't understand
Bukaro
Mar 17 2004, 10:04 PM
QUOTE (Aaron @ Mar 17 2004, 04:24 AM)
Bucky... really... come on already... spells are like God…. They only truly exist in the minds of the disillusioned multitudes that are gullible enough to believe in them. Magic is nothing more than coincidence taken to heart.
that is one
Opinion, but remember what a told you about this Chaotic Reality
"Anyting Is Possible"to believe in one God is to believe in all Gods (including the Devil)
...
... ... oh and I love th avatar ^_^
IWillFearNoEvil
Mar 17 2004, 10:18 PM
azrael was talking to me,
and it's spell! what do you think i'm thus implying that it will bring back? :D
as for believing in one god/believe in them all: there's never been a better time to be atheist
Bukaro
Mar 17 2004, 10:37 PM
QUOTE (IWillFearNoEvil @ Mar 18 2004, 03:18 AM)
azrael was talking to me,
and it's spell! what do you think i'm thus implying that it will bring back? :D
as for believing in one god/believe in them all: there's never been a better time to be atheist
I see
<--- is not an atheist
I may not believe in a God (or Gods), but
I do believe in my own after life.
AzraelFilth
Mar 17 2004, 10:40 PM
sorry about the confusion Bukaro. damn man are views are very similar i think. God damns us for our Inhuman traits :lol:. but we stand beyond that.
Bukaro
Mar 18 2004, 04:56 PM
QUOTE (AzraelFilth @ Mar 18 2004, 03:40 AM)
sorry about the confusion Bukaro. damn man are views are very similar i think. God damns us for our Inhuman traits :lol:. but we stand beyond that.
yes ...
... ... some of us are more than we once were ^_^
here is a very short spell
<--- would like to thank Satanica Dinia (part of the sisterhood of The Grays)
"Sword Of Nyx I Call To Thee"
"Your Song So Pure Hellfire Make This One Belong To Me"(she says it's a love spell)
Archangel
Mar 18 2004, 05:13 PM
I think this belongs in Otherkin.
Putredinis
Mar 18 2004, 05:14 PM
QUOTE (Bukaro @ Mar 18 2004, 10:56 PM)
QUOTE (AzraelFilth @ Mar 18 2004, 03:40 AM)
sorry about the confusion Bukaro. damn man are views are very similar i think. God damns us for our Inhuman traits :lol:. but we stand beyond that.
yes ...
... ... some of us are more than we once were ^_^
here is a very short spell
<--- would like to thank Satanica Dinia (part of the sisterhood of The Grays)
"Sword Of Nyx I Call To Thee"
"Your Song So Pure Hellfire Make This One Belong To Me"(she says it's a love spell)
The power of three will set us free, Demon you shall never be!!!!!!............ :o...oh..Guess "Charmed" doesn't use real magic..damn...
Hmm...So how does all this magic stuff work after all? Does one just read aloud and the spells are supposed to work? Hmm...I wonder.. :huh:...Or do one have to make some altar and perfomr some ritual .
Liod
Mar 19 2004, 05:05 AM
I agree with Pier, moved to Otherkin.
While I'm here though, I wouldn't put too much faith in shared spells. Spells and magic are personal, they work best for the ones creating the method. You have to find your own ways.
Saturn9
Mar 19 2004, 11:21 AM
I have Hebrew magic!
Been working on telekenisis so I dont have to bend over to pick up change on the ground...
:P
Bukaro
Mar 19 2004, 01:17 PM
QUOTE (Clearwitch @ Mar 19 2004, 10:05 AM)
I agree with Pier, moved to Otherkin.
While I'm here though, I wouldn't put too much faith in shared spells. Spells and magic are personal, they work best for the ones creating the method. You have to find your own ways.
I trust in your wisdom ^_^
Bukaro
Mar 19 2004, 01:24 PM
QUOTE (putredinis @ Mar 18 2004, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE (Bukaro @ Mar 18 2004, 10:56 PM)
QUOTE (AzraelFilth @ Mar 18 2004, 03:40 AM)
sorry about the confusion Bukaro. damn man are views are very similar i think. God damns us for our Inhuman traits :lol:. but we stand beyond that.
yes ...
... ... some of us are more than we once were ^_^
here is a very short spell
<--- would like to thank Satanica Dinia (part of the sisterhood of The Grays)
"Sword Of Nyx I Call To Thee"
"Your Song So Pure Hellfire Make This One Belong To Me"(she says it's a love spell)
The power of three will set us free, Demon you shall never be!!!!!!............ :o...oh..Guess "Charmed" doesn't use real magic..damn...
Hmm...So how does all this magic stuff work after all? Does one just read aloud and the spells are supposed to work? Hmm...I wonder.. :huh:...Or do one have to make some altar and perfomr some ritual .
I think some of them do
<--- will ask Satanica Dinia tonight ...
... ...well after our date that is ^_^
Bukaro
Mar 25 2004, 11:07 PM
Money spell of The Dark Dawn
This Money spell is cast in 12 rituals and three stages. The first stage cleanses your aura and removes all spiritual obstacles. The second stage invokes spirits and your wishes are demanded by me 12 times. The third stage seals the deal by offering animal sacrifices and other ingredients to the spirits as a gift and a reward for their help in your case.
This Money spell takes 12 rituals to complete and is recommended for all Debt Elimination and financial gain through unknown sources.
<--- would like to thank Indego Dark Wood for this spell
Rhuen
Mar 25 2004, 11:10 PM
so you just want descriptions of spells and not the actual thing?
Rhuen
Mar 26 2004, 11:40 PM
Fiona Horne has a site of spells, Thaught I would place the adress for any one interested, also just by placeing her full name I insure that google searches will include this forum under her name as they have with other posts.
http://www.fionahorne.com/spell-book/Magic was designed to change from one person to the next to be personalized, which is why many ancient documents on magic are hard to read as the so called real spell books are often just foot notes and reminders to the user who had most of it memorized, but this doesn't stop people from trying to tell you how to do it. but then again knowing the essential version is best in order to properly adapt it, but I wish this Fiona Horne wouldn't be so pathedic in her spells as I have said in other threads about the dieties she calls upon.
dreams of death
Mar 28 2004, 02:59 PM
I don't use majick, I have done in th epast. But I prefer to study it now instead.
This may be of use I guess
www.wicca.com
Margrave
Apr 9 2004, 02:56 AM
I have tried casting spells from my books many times but only when I have the right thoughts and state of mind I can cast it successfully. I think ppl just pick up a spell read it without doing anything and say it doesn.t work...
This is the birth of a new aon of vampires and sorcery hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
IWillFearNoEvil
Apr 9 2004, 03:18 AM
... and he's using a christian priest as a symbol to represent himself... isn't sorcery and vampires the antithesis of christianity?
and I've got nothing to add spell wise.
Margrave
Apr 9 2004, 03:41 AM
QUOTE
... and he's using a christian priest as a symbol to represent himself... isn't sorcery and vampires the antithesis of christianity?
- I thrive on derugulation :lol: :frankie:
Rhuen
Apr 9 2004, 09:31 AM
Interestng fact, the Chatholic church once saught to monopolize magic as it viewed people getting evil spirits expelled and such in the name of pagan gods as a threat to the church, which is one of their reasons for their campaigne against witches, in fact you can read about many a monk or priest casting a spell or such that had the exact same been done by someone out side the church would have been seen as witch craft "their was a group with in the catholic church that had this same viewed and openly opposed things like exorcisms and the use of relics and incantation calling on god or angels in place of the gods that were in the incantations originaly.
"they opposes the very use of such incantations altogether that is"
Margrave
Apr 9 2004, 09:48 AM
What I said before, Rhuen... :frankie:
Rhuen
Apr 12 2004, 03:13 AM
I just thaught of something I could describe the creation of mystic items, so long as you folks can't really make them with out seroiuse monotary problems, thus no strain on my Karma by the kids out their screwing themselves up.
Mirror of truth.
the glass: the sand must be pure Beach sand or from the sands of Egypt or the Gobi desert. this sand must be melted by a fire burning over Mahogany or Cherry wood. in an Iron and Fertile clay kiln "clay from a river delta or oasis spring area"
The Metal backing must be from Silver, melted and formed by a man or woman who is both blind and a virgin, and has never killed any one "not as hard now as it was back then to find"
The Frame of the wood must be made from Oak "its doesn't specify a specific kind of oak except the oak must 100 years old or more"
The binding between the Frame, Silver and Glass must made a combination of Gold and Iron.
and tada: a mirror that doesn't reflect artificially spirits made by magic, and shows shapeshifter and invisible beings as they really are. and it is said that no man who is standing at arms length of such a mirror can tell a lie.
dragon of death
Apr 12 2004, 11:09 AM
i think spells and magic should be used wisely, for they could damage a person both mentally, and physically.
Ummei
Apr 12 2004, 11:30 AM
I don't use spells, I manipulate energy and put it to good use.
Rhuen
Apr 12 2004, 03:46 PM
now for a diabolic mystic item and the ritual to endow it with power.
first creating the ball its self. you need a mold, wood, plastic, metal, it doesn't matter its just a mold for the round shape, the mold should be able to create a small round object about the size of a golf ball. "now it gets trickey"
we have the mold no problem but the ball is a thing of necromancy and crystal magic. we need the following ingredients
1. White clay from a buriel ground
2. a skull: more precisely the ground up powder from the brain case "the smarter the animal it comes from the better that way more thaught energy will be inbedded in the nerco energy for a potent mix, the preferred skull is human, however the skull must be bleached dry by the sun to illiminate any connection with evil im-pure spirits. of course an ape's skull works just as well, but for beginners I would recommend something smaller and alot dumber, maybe the brain case powder from several mice or something. that way the magic is less likely to draw the attention of something that might like to steal the ball.
3. an jem stone "small" from one of the following Jade, Opal, Diamond, Ruby
but only one and it needs to be very small because it is going to be put inside the ball "forever".
now the creation we mix the bone dust powder with the white clay thouraghly so its and even mix, open the mold and place half in half the mold, then take the Jem and cut the tip of your tongue with it placeing the blood on the Jem stone by the instrument of speach and taste place this gently into the half a mold so it rests in the middle." then put top of mold on, and finnish pouring rest of mold full "do not top off" if their is extra material left over then save it thats some potent material that can be used for other things.
leave mold in the sun to harden and dry, for three summer days "high summer is when this whole thing is to be done"
now remove mold and take out ball, carefully smooth surface and add preservative water proof coating "this can be any clear material that will float over the surface, but the original material with the most "oompf" so to speak is a guarded secret so humans must do with what ever they can find, " varnish might work". or even clear water proofing like you put on a wood deck.
let dry and smooth again so its as round as possible now you have the ball. even with out the next part with the ritual this thing is a dangerous piece of necromancy and is bound to you by your own blood and already works as a conduit to absorb any nearby life force and transfer it to you, and will store in its self any extra that your body can not hold, however at this point when you use magic its your own bodies life force that will still be drained before going to the ball, so at this point its not very usefull except for a reserve in case you over do it in a spell.
The Ball ritual: this will allow you to access the reserves in the ball with out first draining your own body of its energy.
the ingredients:
1.a copper chalice "cup basically made of copper"
2. Water from a mountain rain cloud: to explaine: rain clouds are always a given level of the atmosphere with out regard to how high the ground is, thus people in sea level areas see rain clouds way up and people in the mountains "way up altitudes see the clouds as close to the ground. this means you need to collect in a bottle or gourd or something rain water that has only fallen between ten to twenty feet down before it falls in the container you are useing.
2. Fresh rice plants six stalks : these have to have been grown in Chinese, Korean, Viatnam, or Japanese soil, it has to do with the nature of the plant in relation to the soil, however (ALL) six of the stalks must come from the same rice field as they need to be closely related plants, and they have to have the same soil origen, while these soils all have simuler mystic properties they differe just enough from place to place to counter act each other during the ritual
3. two five to six foot long strands of silk "about eight inches wide by five to six feet long.
4. two bands of sheep skin or horse skin with the same dimensions as the silk.
5. The Ball created earlier
"the actual ritual is to be done out side at night during a full moon"
okay now that we have all these things together, we must first set up the alter.
place the copper chalice in the middle one skin band and silk band folded together on each side like this first the skin touches the ground then fold in the silk then skin and on like that so the skin touches the ground and is on top "basically the silk is folded into the skin" do this for both sides. place them neatly and even with each other at the sides of the chalice so the from above the wraps appear to just touch the edge of the spaceat the sides of the chalice lOl like that in apperance roughly. except of course the wraps should be perfect neat squares at the side.
now on top of each wrap place three of the six fresh rice stalks so they meet at the bottom on the wrap but seperate at the top "a fan shape".
now place the ball in to the center of the chalice, fill it with the special rain water until the water is just above the top of the ball "in fact if it is just water tension keeping it above the ball then that is best. so long as their are now dry spots on the ball and the water isn't so deep that it interfers with the light makeing the ball appear to be not where it is "the light effect of water makeing objects appear to be slightly to the side of where they are" its important to both have the ball under the water and to be able to look directly at it and it be their in that spot.
now for the most annoying part "the asking of permissions."
"note" even after all of this you may not be allowed to go through with the ritual "but hay at least you have a reservour ball out of it"
first sit cross leged before the alter "on the side where the base of the stalks meet"
also make sure this is faceing the full moon when its done.
now place your hands above the rice stalks and wraps and bow your head with your eyes closed and ask "Inari lord of rice, I ask thee to allow this human the right to use your rice in the creation of this magic, I "your name" most humbly ask thee for this most generouse action from you the lord of rice and agriculture"
the sign that it says yes will be a whispering wind blowing in your ear or a slight rumble from the earth directly beneath you.
now open you eyes and look up to the moon and ask, "Great ancient elder, Patriarch of foxes and all things wild, I "your name" a mere mortal human most humbly beseech of you the god of beast, magic and lord over the twilight hours permission to use your magic in this manner to create this power and pledge to use it according to your laws, I beseech thee might Elder, Patriarch of the wild and the night for this. now bow your head and if it answears yes the sign will be one of the following, a warm or hot breeze blowing into both ears from opposite direction, the feeling of a hand being placed on your head, or the light of the moon around you dimming for a moment "not from a cloud" but with out any seen reason, or a fox appears out of no where bows its head then vanishes like a ghost "this last one is very rare especially for humans"
now for the ritual, look down directly at the ball with you hands over the rice and wraps still, and imagine an eye opening on your forehead, and focuse the energy from the earth passing up through the wraps and rice and into your hands, up into you chest, incircling your heart and out through the opposite shoulder from the arm it came from after circling the heart and up the sides of the neck seemenly up through the arteries, and in to the back of the head and around and through the brain and out through the forehead eye and through your own eyes, "should feel like steaming hot gas comeing out your eyes and drying them "try now to blink except when it become too unbearable but don't leave your eyes closed for more than three seconds or you will have caused a back up that is very painful "you should tear up and shed tears down your check during this its natural and shows your devotion. now the energy going out the three eyes is to be focoused like it it is twirling together and going into the ball.
"keep this up until the sun rise, or until the water vaporise in a mist, or until you hear a strange out of no where voice whisper in your ear something to the like of "its complete now you can stop" which ever comes first.
Now remember this will take the whole night and several hours so this means sitting still, with your arms out streched and focuseing the whole time with out any bathroom, food, or drink breaks, and with out talking to any one, no breaking focuse, "which is why this is generally done out in a private garden or a cemetary."
also no candles, incense, or other such things, or protective circles, "in other words while this is going on no other magic is to be at work, none, none at all, do not, don't, not if someone else tells you to, never under any circumstances, use any other magic dureing this ceremonial ritual "it will piss off the Patriarch" and is basically a gurantee it will refuse you, but the real danger is that some one that knows you or might show some concern might try use magic to stop the ceremony even if they are not around, things like prayer bowls, or bindings and the like. So for people doing this its best not to tell others they are doing it especially if those others might try some other magic to save you "and this includes prayers to protect you"
The magic at hand requires an un-disturbed free flow of energies and any shields or filters will interupt this process and have "DIRE CONSEQUENCES" like getting your self possessed by something, or any number of other things,
even stopping early can have the same horrible consequences but usually results in something from the other side following you home.
thus are the dangers when dealing with such strong magics.
"you may ask youself why I would post such a dangerous spell here, well think about it who amongst you could even pull this off?"
especially with this one rule "the gem stone" it can't be stolen, it has to be baught or dug up your self, not even given as a gift stones would work, and it can't have glass, or metals attached like a ring or something.
not to mention all the other conditions,
how annoying isn't it the procedure to create one of the most saught after mystical items from the east and the method is beyond what any average little kid could ever do.
like they say, nothing worth seeking out is ever easy and nothing in magic is easy,
the fact that I know and have listed things like this that make me laugh at those puny little spells Wiccans post on the interent like Fiona Horne. and their little grocery store spells as I call them a little Tyme and Rosemarry and a dash of this and that and wallah a spell "hah!" thats not magic thats a bleeding cook book. this ball and that Mirror before it, this is magic, this is the stuff Sorcerers went their whole lives trying to accomplish properly with out makeing any mistakes.
THis is as you kids say "the real deal".
not that Harry Potter Hocus Pocus, or half and hour ceremony. :lol: :lol: :lol:
"any requests for any other kinds of rituals and such any one wants to know about?"
"thinking about this kind of stuff causeing a little madness when I think about it can you tell?" :lol:
Rhuen
Apr 12 2004, 04:35 PM
I couldn't edit that post, so here is the correction it should say "no dry spots on the ball" not "now dry spots"
also I should mention if this ball is ever broken it wont work if its just put back together, you would need to do the whole thing over again from scratch "this is a once in a life time ritual"
Rhuen
Apr 14 2004, 12:00 AM
Okay a more mundane item
A demon capture Jar:
ingredients:
1.Dust/Powder from a forgotten Grave marker "old broken marble tomb stone that no one visits any more or any one knows any thing about the person buried there.
2.Leaf from a tree that is rooted in a corpse "usually an old very big tree in an old cemetary"
3. Berry from a bush that either has roots that reach into a corpse or is located directly on a grave even with out touching the body.
4. Three blades of grass from blessed ground "preferably the grass from the very spot the communiel wine or holy water was splashed/ poured on. "also it doesn't matter for what the blessing was made for or for what god, it could even be the spot sacred ash was poured on.
5. Bark from a hangman's tree or one that has seen death "ie: some one was hung in its branches, someone was shot against it, killed at its roots etc...
6. Cursed water: water from a bog, pond, or swamp that is home to evil spirits.
7. left fang of a cat that has been possessed by a demon.
8. Volcanic clay.
now the procedure: take volcanic clay and all the material except the tooth and mix them together "mix thouraghly" makeing sure to crush up the leaf and grass and mix in the water and make sure it is really mixed in well. now form the clay into the shape of a pot and use some of the clay to make a lid "a seperate piece from the rest and that the lid and pot will make a snug fit when dryed. now of course fire the jug and lid seperatly "not mystical reason just pottery rule because with the lid on the air trapped in side the bot will cause the pot to explode."
when done Tada: one demon Capture Jar/pot with a nice lid "if you want to can put a symbol or writing on the lid it doesn't make any difference "this is physical magic not symbol magic" now take the tooth and set it inside the Jar.
the capture method:
this Jar and be used as a trap for evil spirits, all you need is to know the write parchment symbols for the type of spirit/demon you are trying to catch, "preferabbly in the writing of the language the spirit comes from" wrap the tooth in the parchment and with the lid hidden in your robe sleeve "this was from a monk's guide so I guess you could hide it in your pocket or just out of sight. take all this into the haunted area or before the possessed being "human or animal" and sit quitly like a statue behind the pot at your feet and "do not look inside the pot after this point" wait and wait until you hear the parchment rustling "this is the evil spirit trying to get the fang" now quikly with out looking in the pot jam on the lid "this is why it needs to be a snug fit" for a few moments you should hear sounds inside the jar like threats or growls and some shakeing of the jar but in the end so long as their is no way for air or water to pass through the lid then the spirit also doesn't have enough space to escape as it can't pass though the jar per its mystical nature.
and whalla you have captured a demon to keep and hide away forever. "not only one demon can fit in each pot per tooth and only one tooth can be placed in each pot "two or more evil spirits could break out the pot, its not that strong a containment" on that note this jar won't work in higher demons only basic evil spirits. also Never open the lid even a crack because spirits are always ready to escape at any moment, the same occurs if their is acrack that goes all the way into the jar, and if any one opens the lid and looks inside they will be possessed by the spirit trapped with in it.
Margrave
Apr 14 2004, 06:15 AM
I have a spell for immortality. Actually, one spell and one potion...
Margrave
Apr 14 2004, 07:25 AM
I am also practising metamorphosis, flying and power increasing magick. :robot:
amanda mc
Apr 14 2004, 11:56 AM
hows that working for you, :lol: when youve perfected this craft could you pop over with some coffee ta
Margrave
Apr 14 2004, 01:53 PM
I prefer tea...
amanda mc
Apr 14 2004, 02:47 PM
figures
Rhuen
Apr 14 2004, 03:30 PM
please provide instructions on how your potions and so forth work, as I have done in my three examples, "of course I made sure to only show you magic that takes too much work to accomplish for someone who viewes magic as only a hobby or a current interest"
speacking of which I will provide a potion, called
"the shapeshifter's stew" very simular yet different than the more specific potions unlike others this one doesn't turn you into a were-wolf or something but rather a non specific potion that will cause several animal spirits to merge with your own and supposedly grants the power of shapeshifting 'with a little side effect of insanity"
ingedients
1. a very big bronze culdron.
2. a cup of wolf drool. "a living wolf and not killed while getting the drool as with all the drool ingredients its important not to kill these animals."
3. a cup cat's drool
4. a cup of coyote drool.
5. a cup of bear's drool
6. fresh rain water from the paws of these same four species of animals.
7. two cups of water from an animal drinking hole.
8. three cups of blood from a stag.
9. a palm's worth of blood from a horse.
10. a handfull of wool from a black sheep, and a handful from a white sheep "both female sheep"
11. a rabbits heart choped up.
12. the ground skull of a rat.
13. the liver of a salt water fish "not a shark"
14. the liver of a river fish
15. three drops of your own blood from your right index finger.
now for the cooking place.
in your cooking fireplace use the fallen twigs from an oak tree and you will need a whole lot of them remember their twigs not logs, and "not chopped but fallen twigs" hang your pot over these twigs of course and fill the pot halfway full with fresh rain water, then after this water has cooked for a minute place in your ingredients "all choped up of course like a stew" and keep stiring for at least two hours "you may need a second persons help or a very close bag of twigs to keep the fire going while you stir," and in this time your stew should be at a boil, and come back and stir every minute for another hour.
now stop the fire. pour yourself a bowl "makeing sure to get a hefty dose of the wool and eat it.
thats right "EAT IT" thats why its called a stew. and you must eat all of the wool at the very least as it has absorbed the power of the other ingredients.
after you finnish eating all this curl up in to a ball and go to sleep on the ground.
and if you don't vomit you should now have the power of shapeshifting now, and as a bonus be about "five beers short of a six pack"
amanda mc
Apr 14 2004, 03:46 PM
:lol: loveing your work
Rhuen
Apr 14 2004, 03:57 PM
thank you.
amanda mc
Apr 14 2004, 04:05 PM
dont mention it,im loging off things to do people to see bouna notte tutti -_-
Rhuen
Apr 15 2004, 01:44 AM
A potion of Immortality.
ingredients
1. a Java Tiger's left index claw "ground up to dust"
2. a scale from from a Lung Wong "a sheded scale which can be ground up"
3. the right inciser from a Rabbit
4. a pig's tail
5. a monkey's right pinky
6. a ground up rat's skull
7. dog's drool "a palm's worth"
8. the shedded skin of a snake
9. scrapeings of a sheep's hoof
10. the hair from a horse's tail
11. ground up Ox horn
12. and a cock's feather "also ground up to dust"
now you will need a pot, this pot must be made of pure jade.
the water must come from a mountain spring that is so pure that nothing can live in it not even fish "yes water that is too pure lacks the essential basics of a food chain to even start and such spring's do exist" "just think of yellow stone"
basically this ingedient is asking for the water from a Geiser or Geyser how ever thats actually spelled"
mix these ground up ingredients in the Jade pot with the boiling pureist water mix well untill every thing is one color and drink the potion.
and tada your dead "er I mean immortal" yeah thats right immortal "who am I kidding your dead and immortal" :lol:
this isn't a fun immortality in fact its not worth the trouble you turn into a scaley flesh hungry demon, but hay your invincible "unless someone stabs you in the eyes with Jade knives wrapped in silk" or you drink salt water, or fall in the ocean, but other wise immortal, but hay some people would do any thing to become immortal
"hell some moron actually drank melted gold thinking it would work and died in the process" :lol:
amanda mc
Apr 15 2004, 03:19 AM
melted gold,mmmm,sounds delish

could be worse ever tried haggis
Rhuen
Apr 15 2004, 03:37 AM
I like haggis,
the melted gold closed up the guy's trachea and esophugus that tried it, "a historical fact from china" he died of afixiattion,, of course in europe alot of chemists "yes recent enough not to be called alchemists" poisoned them selves and test subjects looking for immortality.
amanda mc
Apr 15 2004, 03:52 AM
did they find it, :lol: haggis ,each to there own
Margrave
Apr 15 2004, 11:13 AM
Summoning a Spirit or ghost...
For conversation with the dead go to a cemetery; avoid the grave's Annoyance, speaking always gently:
"Earth, bone,
And winding sheet,
Let this spirit
Come to me-
Yet send it
In peace,
Or not at all."
If it comes, it should be offered white wine, not red; and knelt to, from pity.
amanda mc
Apr 15 2004, 11:32 AM
i have an easier way give vampire22 a call :lol:
Rhuen
Apr 15 2004, 03:23 PM
speaking of spirits.
how to eat a ghost. "Spirit Spear"
Ingredients,
1. Leg bone of a Mare "upper leg bone that connects with thigh": Bleached in the sun for seven days after being thouraly cleaned in pure water.
2. 13 strands of stallion's tail hair
3. six cat fangs "three pairs"
4. a full set of human teeth
5. White Buriel clay
6. two silver knife blades removed from their handles and welded together at the base.
"make sure to use cherry wood for the welding fire" yes a much slower method of welding but is the only method that will work"
now ground up the human teeth to dust.
take one strand of the Stallion's hair and connect the cat fangs with it like a necklace "little holes in base if fangs with hair stranded through them"
now drill a hole in the upper thicker part of the mare's leg bone that goes down five to six inches "or just before the bone becames more narrow"
now take the cat fang necklace and place in hole "one tooth on top the next" "not side by side so in other words the hole needs to be narrow"
now pour the human tooth dust down in the hole to fill up the space.
now with that down take the white buriel clay and cap of the hole "and fill it in a little more in case their is too much space "however when done when you gently skake the spear you should hear a rattle sound" "but only slightly: a ghostly sort of sound"
now while the clay is still soft in bed one end of the double sided knife you created to the base/junction of the two blades in the clay: this is the conduit/spear head.
now makeing sure the blade stays straight allow to dry. "remember after this never ever under any circumstances allow the spear to get wet" water could counter act the spear.
also the twelve other strands of stallion hair are to be tied together with each other as a spiral then looped around the mare bone from the skinny end up to the base of the thick part as a spiral, the extra length of the hair wraps around the base of the thick part and twice over the top "once over each side of the top on opposite sides of he knife blade"
now you have a spirit spear.
all you need to do to use it, is hold it at its skinny base with your writing han, go into some place haunted, "the rattle will attract ghosts, and by stabbing the spear into any Apparition that approaches its energy will be drained and transferred into your body."
warning: do not stab a demon its evil will transfer as well, and some stronger ghosts may also transfer their last emotion before death "terror, sadness..." and sometimes bits of it memory could transfer to avoid this never completly drain a ghost until it vanishes, pull out the spear when the ghost starts to blink "appear and dissapear".
amanda mc
Apr 15 2004, 06:57 PM
then what do you do ,dont tell me to shove it up ass that would rude and a sore :ph34r: