Good. Got your attention at least. Of course, this has nothing to do with my subject. :lol:

So, pick some people. Who would make a good vampire? Why? Please don't base this on looks, I really don't want to hear about David whatever-his-name-is from the show Angel. I mean, pick people based on strengths, weaknesses, whatever.

Celebrities, people from the forum, your best friend, whoever, just tell us who and why.

Me, I pick Mike Tyson. Just because he's a ruthless motherfucker. He's already got the strength, and I think he'd get a kick outta draining the losers dry after he knocked 'em down to the canvas. Not only that, it would give some losers, I won't mention any names, an incentive not to get paid to take a fall against him, and actually try to win the fight.

God when I was a wee berin I use ta stay up all night long, yeh kein, like and I'd like-

God this is a tough question... after myself, my friend Symon, just because he'd get a kick out of it, I think he would love the power to deal death, kill those people who pissed him off, or if he just feelt like killing.

A celebrity... hmmmmm ...

Bill Shatner, just so I could torment him for all time "Aye-aye Capin' Kirk!" :lol:

Hhmm... that's a toughy. Can we use historical figures?

Of course Divine Sin, DarkAngel666, Xsentrikk, Pippa, and Nemesis Clyde all have my vote for succubi for obvious reasons. As far as celebrity vamps I'd have to go with Benicio Del Toro. I know we're not supposed to relly on looks, but come on! I bet that guy's had some sinister stuff in his background. I could totally see him kicking somebody's ass in a dark corner somewhere and taking their money/blood, whatever.

I'd pick Meatros...just to spite all his logic. Then spend a few days watching him ponder over whether or not he really exists.

Meatros does that anyway... :rolleyes:

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my nose. And I eat what I find.

To tell you the truth, I think me, and my two best friends Ashley and Devin would make for a hilarious nightcrawling gang of evil bloodsuckers. XD
Devin's already into all that crap, which is why I still wonder why we hang out with him. He's a good guy, just not all there, if you get me. :P He's tough when he wants to be though, so I think he'd be a good candidate. :P
Ashley because she's just so incredibly sneaky and quick. She only jokes around when I'm there to egg her on. Other than that, she's completely serious about everything, so I wouldn't think she'd goof off. She'd be that uber smart vampire that's always formulating evil plans for world domination.
And myself, because it would even things out and they'd die without me around. XD End of story. :-P Unless I could get away with being a werewolf, which would kick so much more ass.

Oh yes, you may definitely use historical figures. But I swear, if anyone mentions the obvious ones I'm going to tear out all my hair!

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just have to do this in this thread. THIS is what makes a good Vampire:

:boobies:

Who would make a good vampire:

Umm... I think my best friend Chris would be great. He's got amazing pain tolerance, he's extremely pacient, he's wild, has a fetish for blood, and loves the darker side of life. He's the kind of guy that can do anything he wants to, and will most likely end up winning the Nobel Prize... for what I'm not sure. But, he's got incredible strength and is wise beyond his years. He's one of those people that sits and watches you, before approaching you, as though stalking his prey; learning more about you before he becomes more aquainted with you. He's also the kind of person that you don't want to see mad, because he'll take care of himself and his friends... I guess you could say, he can be vicious at times.

But anyways... I think if you knew who I was talking about you would agree.

Who would make a good vampire? well I would have to say if would have to be some one strong and willing to fight. I really cant name anyone. Sorry. :cofpap:

george Washinton,
nothing says ironic like a vampire with wooden teeth.

Actually his teeth weren't made of wood. They were animal bone, if I'm not mistaken.

The whole, wooden teeth is a misconception, much like the idea of him chopping down a cherry tree.

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Then I definitely choose Nemesis Chlyde!

*puts her on moderation* :lol:

If you're implying that David Boreanaz wasn't a convincing vampire after playing one for 8 years, I'll have to disagree with that.

Though I'd like to see Pierluigi Collina as a vampire (I don't expect alot of Americans to get this one)...holy sh*t this guy would scare the hell out of me. He'd get to bite players heads off - this time even literally.

I'd vote for Peter Steele...he's big, strong, and downright scary. The man is a walking ogre (I love you, Creature ) and would most definately be able to pick up a random stranger, tear out his throat and gouge in the bloodspray without feeling queasy.

LMFAO!!!!

That is a great idea!!!

.... My fiancee first off, he strong and already dabbles in the dark side of things. Second, I'd like to see Kim Catrall as a vampire. She's awesome alive, think how dangerous that chick would be undead! I think Val Kilmer would make a good vampire too, he's just serious enough that people pay attention to him and just funny enough to lure people in unwittingly. Plus they're both incredible actors.

my friend Josh, i mean he is equipt with all the stuff, Even his package is good, (Not that iv seen his package, )

ok im a shallow person, I cant take style / looks out of my decision. I'll say Christopher Walken. He's pure evil in that loveable sort of way with a sick sence of humor

this may be a bit stupid to you, but i seriously think

Osama bin Laden could be one... :P
and
Dani Filth - for some reason...*sarcasm*

haha Christopher Walken, goddamn i love him, i say him, not justr cause of looks but i mean its Christopher Walken he rocks!

Christopher Walken is an excellent candidate. I'd have to be a girl and say Johnny Depp. He's got this cloud of mystery behind him. And I don't see him with much visible emotion outside the parts he plays. He seems somewhat of a loner, yet he manages to allure many. To me, a vampire is all about sex appeal and power...he has those things. And he looks damn sexy in eyeliner *bites lip*

i think that viggo mortensen would make a good vampire he's quite mysterious, down to earth type and is multi skilled as a photographer,artist,poet, musician and actor he'd be interesting to have around for a few millenia.

I would have to say myself...everyone that knows me calls me Vampire, because I look like one naturally and so many other reasons...I've been told... :devilflip:

Yeah if i had muscles instead of fat i would pick myself aswell lol.

i don't get the agreement amongst a few people that Christopher Walken would make a good vampire. he's..... he's old!
i mean... vampires are already deah (in a way) and usually really old, but because the way they present them to us these days in movies and stuff they look sexy and all that, the thought of an ancient old-looking vampire is just gross :P

if i HAD to someone into a vampire, i'd make asylumofelegy into one because then she can really suck me gooooood hahah *face burns and goes to hide* :D

Ah yes, but...some of us are old too.

I don't want to beitten by someone I perceive as a child lol

michael jakson would be one look how pale and scary he is, shudder.

James Dean....i have my reasons..lol
wont share them though.

Claudia Black, definately claudia black.
and maybe Christopher Walken

and me B) people have been teasing that i'm a vampire for 2 and a half decades, without any lifestyler type indications from myself.

Kath

I'll pick me because the morality of it would trouble me not at al...even with a soul.

Elvis....would be funny.

I agree with Christopher Walkren...the idea is that it makes you young again in modern myth anyway...He was just as scary when young.

Clearwitch, DivineSin, LizBathory and Grim Faerie...Xsentrick could already be one...hmm...so many would be good but after losing their souls they'd lose that which gives them beauty...

i'd have to say me and my friend Jess would both make great vampires. me because i'm naturally predatory, and i can already fight so i could easily fight off other supernatural beings. Jess always seems to be happy and smiling but i can tell that she's been through alot, and if she did get really angry i wouldn't be suprised if she did kill somebody. plus she's really smart.