So here it is...killing a vampire.
Think up your best Eternal Pain or Final Death punishments!
Be sadistic, be disgusting, be whatever you need to be in order to be effective and possibly in excess.
Go medevil and use ancient methods in new ways.
Or create new ones with modern technology.

Eternal Pain, which is exactly what it sounds like. An eternity of torture and anguish, can be both mental or physical.

And...
Final Death, often done by sunlight or fire, but I'm looking for another way...

just to clear something up, WE WILL HAVE NO QUOTES FROM ANGEL AND BUFFY IN THIS TOPIC! especially quotes concerning souls, boils, blinding torement and the lack of some of the previous.

ETERNAL TORMENT: Easy, don't let 'em drink blood. Chain them up with silver plated chains, in a room that has many small wooden splinters on all sides, that also has small bits of light filtering in at random places, and having small bits of blood/living creatures scurring around.

FINAL DEATH: Won't be a slow one, I'm thinking letting a vampire sit around during a cloudy day. *assuming* that sunlight is lethal to this vampire, the small amounts would take a long time to fry him completely. And we can add in some proding with silver stakes and such.

What the fuck are you talking about? :huh:

Here's a keeper...

Eternal Pain: Take out the eyes of said vampire. Insert any number of carnivorous insects or maggots. Sew eyelids shut again. Can also be done with mouth, anus, vagina, etc. - just remember to sew the oriface closed.
(Think I got this from Clan Baali, not sure though.)

this topic is disgusting.....i love it!

Eternal Pain: Sewing hands behind back, and then playing westlife through headphones REALLY loud!

Final Death: I'll make it nice and slow....hmmm...tear out the eyes and rip apart it's jaw to shove garlic down it's throat.

actually, thinking about it, playing westlife really loud would probably be under 'final death'....ah well :lol:

Thank you, Lestattheblackhearted.

hey no problem ^_^

Here's one to keep the sick and twisted happy...

Eternal Pain: Vampire Bonsai (stolen from "bonsai kitten")
Force vampire into a very tight titanium cylinder. Have the lid of the cylinder run a tube in to give a small amount of blood, but be weighted heavily to press down on him. The blood prevents him from dying, but the excessive force will still have an effect on his bone structure. A couple years later open the cylinder up and take out your still-living vampire pancake.
You may move him to smaller cylinder yet again at this point, if you wish.

Final Death: Sunlight a'la Goldfinger
You know that scene where Goldfinger has Bond strapped on the slab of gold and a laser moves ever closer to Sean Connery's "sausage and haggis"?
Do the same thing but with a beam of sunlight, and to prevent the vampire from fusing himself back together, have the restraints ready to aid the process of ripping him apart.

ETERNAL PAIN: hammering bamboo shoots between the finger nail and skin of there fingers, have the same wound where jesus was stabbed through the side on them and put your hands in it messing there internal organs up.
FINAL DEATH:keep stabbing them with stakes in spin the donkey style util actually puncturing the heart.
sounds like good old psychotic fun!

Eternal Pain - Oh yeah, starving would work. And yeah, lots of little animals running around, and, uh, oh! Force them to eat cabbage. Uguh.

Final Death - .... kill them ... with... a rock or something. Yeah. Like a stone.

WEAK SAUCE!
C'mon, where's your sadistic spirit?

suicidal-dream, I do give props to your "internal organ massage". ;)

Sounds painful, but only for a little while.

ok you could have the thing outta the cell where ther guy cuts in the stomach then pulls out the intestines and wraps it around a barbwire spit type thing and turns it pulling out the intestines slowly, thats pain. Although maggots in a open wound is good cos they just eat through and it makes the wound smell as well.

Here's an interesting one...
Boil them first. Then, while the flesh is loose (before it regenerates), pull out all the bones.
Those'll take a while to regenerate.

Well first up maggots wouldn't work they eat dead flesh only. No offense but it's true

Final death and torture: have a wooden stake going slowly into their chest and continueing into their heart eventually killing them. (only classic vamps depending on new and old)


Crossdagger

Eternal Pain: dripping acid onto the skin because it slowly eats through burns aswell you could poor it on their face.......... or more painful parts.
Final Death:i like to go with a gullotine for that nice classical touch.

Guilotine that is a nice touch. Good thinkin Suicidal-dream! :D :ph34r:


Crossdagger

what can i say i like medievil torture i suppose you could use an iron maiden too as the spikes aint wood and you get to twist the spikes further in everyday sod it just get the band to play there bad enough.

I like your thinking, suicidal-dream.

I got a new Eternal Pain.
Since vampires are so closely tied to blood...
Run wires throughout their circulatory system and electrocute them for all eternity...if you have the money to pay the power bill.

NO OFENCE BUT IF MAGGOTS ATE DEAD FLESH ARN'T VAMPIRES DEAD?SO TECHNICALY THEY WOULD BE ON DEAD FLESH WOULDN'T THEY?

Dracto has a point.... (crossdagger got owned! :P )

um yeah... i can't think of anything. Might as well make the guilotine a silver one.

oo! okay, so we take a vampire that hates the sunlight, but doesn't die from it. we crucify it, and then send it into orbit in a self-containted little space station thingy or whatever. ANYWAY we set it up so it will be eternally hit by sun rays (that are unhindered by our atmosphere). Heck, if the vampires can survive it you might as well send them up in the nude. we're talking no clothes, no space station around them nude. feel teh burn!

oh yeah, the stakes for the crucifix (sp?) will be silver, and the actual cross will be the wood that the vampires hate...

DRACTA! DRACTA!LOL :D

Eternal Pain: this is good sonce it takes there skin a lil while to heal back image the pain if you actually skinned them? just shredding and tearing the flesh from them you are just left with this muscle vampire.
Final Death:i think that a traditional public execution then everyone gets a show.
p.s like the electricuting idea!

Eternal Pain: Get the IRS on to 'em. One way to suck 'em dry...

Final Death: hmmmm...

Oranges and lemons,
Says the bells of St Clemans
You owe me a farthing
Says the bells of St Martins
When will you pay me
Says the bells of Old Baily

... I got it!

Here comes a candle to light you to bed;
Here comes a chopper to chop of your head!

Ooh...skinning.
I should have thought of that, good one.
Thanks for the electrocution props.

Spinnekop, are you high? :huh:

Ok well for Eternal Pain Flay the skin off it with an Eight-tounged-silver-tipped whip then peirce the muscles across its back with big hooks and hang it from the ceiling with chains over a pit of acid/garlic/fire/little fluffy animals and let it drain, repeating the process everytime the skin begins to grow back. Maybe pouring acid over its newly flayed hide and shoving numerous spoonfulls of wasabi down its throat every time it screams.

Final Death Take a leaf out of the Underworld's book:
Fill it with a couple of UV filled bullets and stand back to watch the fireworks. *chuckle*

Or you could do the same skinning and then throw them in a salt pit.

Suppose if you wanted to skin them really slowly you could use a cheese grater or something like that would do oowwww heres another one for eternal pain how about you get really close to their face them start cutting through their eyes slowly with a stanley knife right in the middle or hammer pins through the middle of them, if its a male vampire you could always wax their legs guys are lil bitches for things like that.
Final Death it has to be something momumental like throwing the vampire on the church spire as the sun comes up it gives off a whole complete terminating death vibe!

eternal pain: being made listen to pop music such as hanson and early britney for three days straight.
final death: getting all of your sexual organs cut off with a really rusty and blunt knife, then bleeding to death.

You know those new fucked up Quiznos Commercials?
They came from here.
An eternity of that a la "Clockwork Orange" would fuck you up.

hmm, this is kind of difficult. well, basically, i would go for the final death...i would create a hell on earth type of thing and make the sun explode, causing the earth to revolt in a fiery sphere of death and suffering...although it's completely unrealistic. ^_^

Mind telling me how the fuck you're planning on pulling that one off? :huh:

not a damn clue...i told you it was unrealistic. but that would kill more than vampires.

i would've thought that vampires would have liked the hell on earth and the sun exploding untill the earth starts tearing apart. what would be a good final death would be set up a giant hoax where you make everyone think we are gonna have sun 24/7 and see how many vampires commit suicide, a once again unrealistic idea but would be funny to watch.

that would be funny. but i think instead of just committing suicide they would try to feed on as many people as possible before they die...some might try to kill themselves. or have wild end-of-our-world vampire parties or something...and then some would be too smart to know the sun couldn't be up for 24/7

well at least it would get rid of the stupid vampires and if they went on a end of the world buffet then it wold rid us of some stupid people aswell so its a win win situation ...............unless you happen to be the buffet.

$5.95 all you can eat special.
Bring your lil demons on tuesdays, they'll eat free!

so is that 5:95 for the whole human cheap! yeah how would you like your human served rare,drained or screaming lol.

"Drugged out and willing"
That's my choice.

heh.

"eat your fingers johnny"

"but i don't like the fingers!"

"EAT THEM they have lots of calcium. if you don't you're not going to grow out those horns"

"fine...."

Ooh! Ribs! And by golly, a blood bar!

Gives a new meaning to "finger food"lol

Wow, This is really interesting. Im glad that I found this site tonight! :)

Topic? Subject? Get back on??

Eternal Pain: If vampires can be effected by magic you could use a voodoo doll to inflict lots of pain without getting you hands dirty, you coud all manner of things like the classic pins in the eyes or for fun you could get the vampire then throw the doll across the room to see how far the vampire flys.
Final Death:Throw the doll in the fire and sit back and watch your vampire spontaneously combust.

We could, yes, but I dont think we've gone through every cannibal pun yet! :P


LOL, I like that.

Here's one I thought of...a very mental final death...
Give the vampire the illusion that he is being treated as a revered guest in a house with no windows.
Do not allow him to leave, but feed him daily.
Each day move the feeding up until he has reversed his feeding/sleeping schedule.
The vampire now has no conception of what is night and day.
When a total reversion has taken place, tell him he can leave.
If he runs back inside, automatically open the windows.

Has a high chance of failure, but at least it'd be entertaining.

lol that last one would definatly be on my list have you ever thoght of the face a panicked vampire would pull prolly a cross between attack and retreat like this :o
anyway i am wandering off again!
Eternal Pain: For fun you could stick a vampire in a house full of rough edges and stick out corners for him to catch his elbow and stub his toes on cos i dont care what anyone says it bloody hurts.
Final Death: tie the vampire to chair and keep saying "wibble" for hours until he goes mad and watch him walk into the sunlight cos he thinks it will "clense"him this will only work if the vampire goes insane in your favour.

Eternal Torture: send them to the middle of nowhere, in a blizzard... like Montana or something. or KS, just so they can get annoyed by all the stupid jackass hicks that live here.. and all the cops that stop you when youre walking down the street b/c you "look like a threat"

Eternal Pain: ok i have a good idea pull every of the vampires 206 bones from their body by trying to extract them from the smallest incision you can make so that it hurts even more as you try to wriggle te bone out splitting the skin and muscle.i suggest gloves for the very messy job!
Fianl Death:feed whats left of the vampiric mush to a pool of piranhas in james bond stylelol.

i think the mongolian sheep herder's method is probably the most sadistic and pain ful way to die. see the way you do this is slit open the abdomen and reach inside the chest cavity. you then grasp the heart and squeeze. the object is to keep it from beating, though in the case of vampires i suppose you would need to pull the heart loose. either way it's extremely painful. :D i'm a freak, aren't i